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Scientists know this reflex as the “Coolidge Effect.” It earned its name many years ago when [US President Calvin] Coolidge and his wife were touring a farm. While the President was elsewhere, the farmer proudly showed Mrs. Coolidge a rooster that “could copulate with hens all day long, day after day.” Mrs. Coolidge coyly suggested that the farmer tell that to Mr. Coolidge, which he did.

The President thought for a moment and then inquired, “With the same hen?”

“No, sir,” replied the farmer.

“Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge,” retorted the President.

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press.co.nz:

Vegansexuals are people who do not eat any meat or animal products, and who choose not to be sexually intimate with non-vegan partners whose bodies, they say, are made up of dead animals.

The co-director of the New Zealand Centre for Human and Animal Studies at Canterbury University, Annie Potts, said she coined the term after doing research on the lives of “cruelty-free consumers”.

Cruelty-Free Consumption in New Zealand: A National Report on the Perspectives and Experiences of Vegetarians and other Ethical Consumers asked 157 people nationwide about everything from battery chickens to sexual preferences.

Many female respondents described being attracted to people who ate meat, but said they did not want to have sex with meat-eaters because their bodies were made up of animal carcasses.

No, we usually poop them out. Day or two, tops. Unless those bones get stuck again.

See, I can be adult about this. Unlike these news anchors at WBFS Miami, who seem to find the subject amusing. Warning: News anchors, amused.

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Nerds need love too I keep hearing. None of us, who have heart, would deny nerds their right to find love as well now would we? Some of us have found techies much easier to deal with once they are getting some loving. Not as “intense” as they were before, well to be honest many of my friends are like that. With maybe one exception. No doubt nerds, just anyone else, will appreciate Free Online Dating to help them find someone special. There is something quite amusing about online dating for many, unless of course it works for them.

In the early 70s, the two entered Cardozo High School in Bayside, NY. Tenet and Jeremy (who’s real last name is Hyatt) played on the soccer team together.

Now we can begin to understand the unlikely career of porn star Ron Jeremy: A furious overcompensation for his miserable time in high school. Unless looking like a drowned ferret was all the rage back then, I’m thinking he didn’t see a lot of hot girly action.

Not so with future Director of the CIA George Tenet, whose swave, studly unibrow must have driven the ladies into a frenzy. You can just imagine then combing through it with their fingers.

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This is a most interesting find. I have lots of close female friends who have less than stellar luck finding the right man for them. Now when it comes to dating for either a man or a woman I am bit like Pete Doherty is to sobriety. I tended to find women by accident or worse. The last one, ie Kim, the one I am to marry in a few weeks, was mostly down to the persistence of a very close female friend of mine playing wingman all night and forcing things. Then for the next week she badgered me to call Kim, whose phone number I had somehow acquired. I suppose I was being given advice on how a woman would want me to go about things.

Not everyone male or female have a good wingman, or is that person, to help them through the minefield that is finding the right person. If you meet someone special in a bar you are very lucky indeed. Anyway there is a new book out that aims to help teach women how to seduce a man and to get the man of their dreams. The book has visualisation techniques and solid advice on how a woman is to get the man she wants and keep them. This is just to help women pull, its to help women find the right man to have a relationship with. Its all about strategy and tactics much like a military campaign.

There is an online e-book, an audio version for the iPod and even a few bonuses for your trouble.

So if you know a woman who is in need of some solid help to get a good man then send the way of this book.

Although Valentines Day was a few months ago but there is no need to lose hope about you finding romance this year. If you have found yourself without someone rather suddenly it can take a while to get back up to speed. You need to give yourself time and not try too hard by rushing into things. The heart just like any other muscle takes time to mend.

When I was in such a situation I had several lovely friends to give me advice, but if you don’t have such resources why not try eHarmony? There is also quite a good link to romance tips and one has to admit that lots of people do need advice in this area. This post is sponsored.

Are you a larger type of person or are you merely attracted to the larger proportion of the population? Well there is a site that specialises larger people. Its a site that offers a BBW Dating Free Trial if you are interested in having a go. As I have said before its good to see all tastes catered for in on-line dating. The more choice the better as far as I am concerned. This post is sponsored.

The crowd at Something Awful uncork their mad MS Paint skillz on the Kama Sutra (or some approximation thereof).

Warning: Mostly tame (and some are nearly-impossible to decipher), but NSFW. Also, if you find yourself being, um, aroused by any of these images, it is time to seek professional help. Seriously.

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Speaking of frocks or rather what some ladies wear on the inside or in their private time there is this site for erotic things and other assorted bits of lingerie. Unlike some other high street shops that claim to sell these things this site sells things like leather corsets and pvc catsuits lingerie as well for those with more unusual tastes. There are also a myriad of constumes and other assorted stuff. So why not head over and take a look if you are in the market for that sort of thing. And I know I have readers with an interest. This post is sponsored.

Many moons ago I appeared on Mr Permatanned aka Kilroy’s chat show on the subject of whether or not I would go out with a single mother. It was a most amusing afternoon as the guy thought gorgeous by all the single moms proceeded to tell them he would never go out with any of them because they were “used goods” (he actually said that). While on the other hand I said it didn’t bother me at all. I got a few phone numbers that day, alas from farflung parts of the UK, while the studmuffin had to be escorted him out to protect him from a few rather irked single moms. I must admit I was bummed they protected the “manly man” as it would have been fun to watch a few of the irate moms re-arrange his features.

Anyway there is hope for Single Moms who are ready to move on with their personal lives. Its a site dedicated to “hooking up” Single Moms and Single Dads. This post was sponsored.

BTW: I am not the only contributor to this blog to appear on Kilroy. Can you guess who else?

More like hand of evil. Here is the whole PBS series on Catholic pederasts and their victims. Its quite frank and pretty impressive in its scope and quality. Its well worth watching if you care to know the scale and gravity of pederasty in the Catholic Church in Massachusetts. The home movies of the boys involved are quite gripping and rather distressing. Its well worth seeing I have say.

There are thousands of russian brides seeking men for marriage on Loversplanet.com. According to Lovers Planet most russian brides prefer to get to know a person before creating a more serious bond or marriage. Furthermore, Russian and Ukrainian brides are different from brides of other countries because marriage is their key priority irrespective of age. Even young Russian girls are marriage-minded in Russia and strive to create a family in the future because that is what they are being taught by their mothers. And its trendy these days for British single men to go for Russian and Eastern Europeans these days. Its quite often I men formerly single acquaintances of mine with a new Russian girlfriend.

Career and many other priorities in life come after family for the majority of Russian women. A relationship with a Russian bride is likely to be different from any local dating experience. russian brides are famous internationally as very beautiful women (see these Moscow brides or these St. Petersburg brides). At the same time it is argued that they also become warm-hearted loving wives! This post is sponsored by Loversplanet.com

For those of you that aren’t loaded and able to buy their girlfriends or wives (or both) a bit of jewellery for their birthdays, Valentines and Christmas there is always lingerie. Well the wonderfully named Dimout Lingerie has all sorts of sexy stuff to buy your favourite significant other. They even have stuff for Halloween next week. Lets put it this way this is not the pirate costume I would imagine Johnny Depp wears in Pirates of the Carribean. Of course those of a metal persuasion might like the leather lingerie.

Sheik Jassem al-Mutawah ‘splains the difference between men and women.

Warning: It’s in Arabic, but you can turn down the sound and read the subtitles. Also, some of the banner ads might be marginally NSFW. Be sure to tune in next week, when the Sheik discusses boobies.

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In the literal sense, at least not during Ramadan, Khameini informs his flock. Another reason why young men should be glad they are not in Iran.

Mainichi Daily News:

Japan has recently claimed the world air guitar championship, but Weekly Playboy (10/2) notes that less well known is that Japan already had a world champ in another virtual sport—air sex!

Just like air guitar pits competitors prancing around on stage empty handed but acting as though they were playing a hot riff, air sex requires players to simulate sauciness as though with a partner, but actually while alone.

“Air sex was originally invented by guys who couldn’t get girlfriends, but desperately want to have sex,” J-Taro Sugisaku, the self-professed creator of air sex, tells Weekly Playboy.

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Google Earth is watching.

A commenter in Digg (lost the link, and am not inclined to track it down again) places it in Amsterdam, close to the Den Haag Central Station, the Dutch Houses of Parliament and the Mauritshuis art gallery.

Warning: Link is maybe NSFW, as it contains a tiny naked woman, or man in a Speedo suit, or maybe a blow-up doll.

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There is a new interesting Tantra site for all those of you interested in tantric sex and its related disciplines. There is quite a bit of free content including e-books and a picture gallery. They even have couple retreats so you can shag like Sting does.

There is a new interesting Tantra site for all those of you interested in tantric sex and its related disciplines. There is quite a bit of free content including e-books and a picture gallery.

My ole mate Guido has advertised lingerie before…aimed at errant politicos who need to get in with their significant others. Well I am going to link to lingerie that those errant types would be more likely to buy for the ones they stray with. I expect this one would go down with certain Tories I know; the ones with a penchant for being dominated. I suspect Labour types would prefer the French Maid outfit for “play time” while certain lib-dems would prefer their “freinds” to wear these boots. And see not one mention of Edwina Currie or Mark Oaten.

You metalheads can find some good boots on the site too.

The Guardian:

Bill Clinton called for the world to prepare to tackle the cultural taboos surrounding circumcision yesterday if, as many expect, trials show that it protects men and the women they sleep with from Aids.

In a speech to the International Aids conference in Toronto, Canada, Mr Clinton said that if the trials had good results, there would be a major job of persuasion ahead. “Should this be shown to be effective, we will have another means to prevent the spread of the disease and to save lives, and we will have a big job to do,” he said. “It is important that as we leave here we all be prepared for a green light that could have a staggering impact on the male population but that will be frankly a lot of trouble to get done.”

Uh, yeah, good luck with that one.

When I ran across the story at Dust My Broom I was immediately reminded of a very funny scene in a novel by Joseph (Catch-22) Heller, God Knows, an “autobiography” of the biblical King David. I only dimly recalled the punchline (it’s been years since I read it), so I googled around and found this prcis of it:

Take the story of Michals dowry, for example. Saul sets Michals dowry at 100 Philistine foreskins. Heller spends pages (pages!) discussing Davids deliberations with Abner on how to go about this. First they figure on six men per Philistine; four to hold him, one to prop up the phallus, and one to perform the circumcism. Eventually they figure they can just kill each Philistine, and bring back the whole dick.

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Are you sitting down? Because I’ve just heard of this new disease, and man, it sounds bad:

Specifically, the Conference seeks to:

expand public awareness of the continued impact of and global response to HIV/AIDS

Who knew? Hang on, I think I’ve uncovered what they call a “vector”:

Safer sex. If you are sexually active while in Toronto, be sure to practice safer sex. Free condoms are available at the Health Clinic and in the PLWHA Lounge.

Safer drug use. If you use prescription or non-prescription injection drugs, always use new equipment (needles, filters, sterile water, stems for smoking crack, etc.) Free safer drug use equipment will be available at the The Harm Reduction Networking Zone in the Global Village or you can call The Works at Toronto Public Health 416 392-0520 for information on where else you can access free safer drug use supplies.

which would be—if you can’t keep it in your pants, let alone suppress your other appetites over a six-day, ostensibly scientific, meeting; then, maybe, just maybe it might be you are part of the problem.

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Spy reports that Arena magazine has published a piece echoing what many bloggers have been saying about the morons who volunteer for suicide bombings for a very long time. I would hazard a guess that we were saying this just after 9/11.

When Labour MP Claire Curtis-Thomas introduced a Bill to consign “sexually explicit” men’s magazines to the top shelf, she would not have read a highly cerebral article in next month’s Arena, entitled “No Sex Please, We’re Terrorists”.

Could this be true?

It makes sense. You can’t drink, shag or even listen to music…but…if go kill kafirs and blow yourself up you get laid in heaven. Teenage logic says that this probably makes losts of sense. One thing that has always befuddled me is the fact these women they are supposedly going to get to sleep with in heaven are all virgins. Who bloody wants that? Is there an alternate shaheed-lite plan that gets you 72 experienced women?

In the West we males start rock bands (or play sports) to get laid; in the world of Islam they blow themselves up. And who are the decadent ones?

Last night the basement of the Red Lion Pub in Westminster (actually sunny for a change) hosted the launch of the political hack mating dating service Pulling Power of its site. I attended the event with my betrothed Kim as I thought she might add some glamour and it might be amusing to see what is what. As with many such launches it was mostly press and friends of its founders. I was greeted with Oh my god! in a loud female voice. You see it turns out a friend of mine from the 2001 election is the brains behind the site. Considering its a dating service its nice to see that the founders of the site are both male & female.

Free nibbles were for the eating and a good time seemed to be had for all. It is early days for the service but it is good see they are picking up press from places like the Daily Mirror, the Telegraph and Radio 5 Live.

It is quite possible that if single members of the political hackery are helped to find other single like minded people they would be less tempted in pinching other people’s significant others. I know quite a few young politicos in dire need of this service. Well one can only hope.

All in all good luck to Emily and her colleagues.

I don’t make this stuff up, folks. Apart from the stuff that I do make up, I mean. But I didn’t make this one up.

Ottawa Sun:

BUST IN VAGINA THEFT

A 19-year-old man faces a theft charge after a hand-held vagina was stolen from an adult video store in Kingston. Police said the suspect allegedly selected the sex toy, ran from the Bath St. store and was chased by a staffer. Police found the man 10 minutes after the $80 toy was stolen. “We found him around the corner—and he had used it,” said Const. Neil Finn. The toy was apparently dumped after being used and was not recovered.

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So instead we went to this park where I smoke another cigarette while he digs another hole. I didnt time it but I think it was about 45 minutes before he finished. He was crying the whole time also and would periodically look up at me and mumble how it was all his fault. I said a couple things about how I needed to be getting back but he was oblivious, I just decided to wait it out. Finally he finishes, dumps the raccoon in and stands up, hes still crying. I light another cigarette and try not to look at him. Well? he says. I look up. SAY SOMETHING!! hes crying harder now. So I mutter something about God please guide this raccoon to your heavenly bosom etc, he begins to fill in the whole and who should show up then but two police officers.

A collection of Dates From Hell by (mainly) Chicagoans. It truly is “the toddlin’ town.”

No, I have no idea what “toddlin’” means, either.

Warning: Language, and if you’re at all like me, the danger of laughing out loud at some of them.

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