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Free the Jefferson 1
Free the Jefferson 1 is an new site dedicated to a miscarriage of justice that occurred at the Jefferson Memorial in Washington DC. There is a defence fund and a Facebook group to get people together on the cause.
Check out the story on You Tube which you are encouraged to spread to your mates.
Why was she arrested? For dancing silently at a celebration of Jefferson’s birthday.
No commentsUS: Founded on Christian Principles…
Well DC might not have been if this map has anything to do with it.

The satanic bunny that is the White House is most amusing. The whole DC is in a pagan/satanic layout thing is always interesting. Its true that DC was laid out on pattern, but that is not that unusual.
3 commentsWill Fayed go away?
The man has maligned great British institutions, costs the taxpayer 10 mil and spun a web of lies masquerading as conspiracy theories. Can we hope that this particular piece of putrid humanity will sell Harrods (which he has ruined) and Fulham (now that they are going down) will finally go a very long way away and never come back.
Lets hope Fayed will finally been seen by the public for what he is…
2 commentsAbuse for me over @TPA
Seems that you are not too bright??.. There are certain reasons that some people need a larger vehicle!!.. We have a 2.5 Litre Subaru.. a very safe and reliable vehicle.. it was registered in 2001.. but has only 60,000 miles on the clock!! So my big car does considerably LESS Mileage than many small vehicles.. My Wife is disabled and unable to get in or out of a small car.. Her wheelchair will not fit into the boot of a small car.. and it is nice to know that if some inattentive or drunken idiot ploughs into us that we may stand a better chance of survival than we would in a smaller car… You called me “A BASTARD” and put me in a box just like everyone else who drives a larger car?? That was rather thoughtless, selfish and stupid of you!! So now you are also in a box… I doubt your parents were married at your birth… Both mine and my disabled Wife’s Parents were married when we were born and that I can prove.. Please have the Guts and decency to retract your comments and be man enough to apologise.. I note form your website that you are an ex PUNK??? That I think says it all.. Obviously NOT too bright… Another Box???John :O)
p.s. If you should find the time to do some intelligent research you will discover that the “Global Warming” Scam is simply an excuse to increase taxation.. The climate changes are actually a natural cycle brought about by sunspot activity.. It has happened in the past and will continue to happen in the future.. and schoolboy science will tell you that deforestation (To grow Biofuel crops??) is one of the main reasons along with burning of our rainforests (The lungs of the world)... as they are cut down is one of the major causes of CO2 increases.. Just in case you were not aware.. Trees breath in CO2 and breath out Oxygen!!...
Can this bloke be any more wrong about me or the attitude of this blog towards Global Warming? Damned by his own words methinks. Its nice when people get something you said so wrong and make a complete arse out of themselves.
NB: this is the comment that warranted such a torrent of abuse directed towards me. Serves these bastards right for not thinking through the environmental impacts of their transport choices before now!!
Now those of you who know me know that the “bastards” in question are the ones who supported all the enviromental idiocy coming from people like Red Ken and Zak Goldsmith only to be upset when the government uses “public support” to justify raising taxes on everyone including them. You just know that there were people thinking taxes on car would not affect them just the ” super rich.” You would the Envirofascist catagory on this blog might just hint at its tone towards the enviro-loon contingent.
2 commentsIts because of the war
The brother of a man who shot six people in a Missouri city hall because he was frustrated with the bureaucracy just tried to blame his actions on the war in Iraq live on Fox News. Wonder if the fact he was dressed like someone from the N.O.I. had anything to do with his outrageous statement. The interviewer was just stunned by the statement.
No commentsBritney Spears saga
After all the bruhaha about Britney going a bit loopy its good to see there is some progress in sorting the mess of her life. It is being reported that her father has been given custody over the troubled singer. Its about bloody time for the poor girl one has to say. And is anyone shocked she is a nutter? I mean she married that drone K-Fed?
No commentsJimmah The Catter
Jimmy Carter in a letter to sister-in-law Sybil (widow of brother Billy):
Lamentably, I killed your cat while trying just to sting it. It was crouched, as usual, under one of our bird feeders & I fired from some distance with bird shot. It may ease your grief somewhat to know that the cat was buried properly with a prayer & that Ill be glad to get you another of your choice.I called & came by your house several times. We will be in the Dominican Republic until Thursday. Ill see you then.
Love, Jimmy
Idiot. Bird shot is a rather poor choice to “sting” a cat with. Rock salt I could see (and in nothing bigger than a .410-gauge); better still a Super Soaker with half-a-cup of ammonia or bleach added to the water. Further story here.
No commentsWhat planet are we on, indeed?
Random surfing, besides being a sublime way to waste your time, sometimes brings you a rare gift that perks you up and enforces a reality check. Sometimes you need a jolt of ultra-right or extra-left to plant your feet back on the ground. Thanks to a random click, I have stumbled on this blog. Nothing unusual for a regular hardcore lefty – a quote from Fidel, links to Granma, Counterpunch, Electronic Intifada, whatnot. I was going to click out, and then my roving eye found the following:
The idea that Kim Jong Il “allowed a famine to kill 2 million of his own people” is so preposterous that I wouldn’t take it seriously, were it not for the fact that a mainstream publication chooses to publish it, and for my expectation that such a preposterous claim won’t even raise an eyebrow among its readers.The post where the above quote appears is titled What planet is Fareed Zakaria on? If you don’t believe me, go there and make sure.
Thankfully, there is no need to comment on this. I wonder, what will that guy (girl?) say to this?
No commentsWar on Halloween
Reason is reporting on moves to get it renamed “Fall Festival” as not to offend those of a delicate disposition or a religious one. I wonder if these pinheads realise that “All Hallow’s Eve” is a religious festival and a pagan celebration of autumn going back for millenia. Killjoys whether secular or religious really are a pain aren’t they?
No commentsThe Devolution of Britney Spears: Pop Star to Celebrity Trash in 7 Years
Scroll down and look at the images in sequence. It’s crazy. I just love the title.
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We shouldn’t enjoy the implosion of Britney but we all do. Well except for that bird on YouTube whose rant got her a gig on TV in the US. What has been most amusing is all the reporters flocking to Britneytown aka her hometown so they can get ear-bashed by some local old dear about press treatment if “their” Britney.
No commentsSo When Did The Ugly Stick Come Into Play?
Among the hot topics that Rosie [O’Donnell] delves into is her painful childhood secret. She writes that as a child, she used to break her own limbs with “a baseball bat” or a “wooden hanger.”[...]
On page 186, it reads: “My hands and fingers usually. No one knew. My secret.” Why? “Proof,” she writes, “that I had some value, enough to be fixed.” And later, Rosie cryptically adds, “There were many benefits to having a cast. In the middle of the night, it was a weapon.”
Used mainly on her own skull, I’m thinking.
No commentsDiana-tastic
As you might have known from reading this blog; I am not a big fan of Diana at all. In fact I was sick to death of the bloody whinging Princess before she died. Unlike many other people my reaction to her death was: “oh f*** no, the tabloids and celeb culture have their first martyr.”
I have spent a decent amount of time in the last years attempting to help other come to terms with daft idiotic ideas of a conspiracy. I asked the simple question: “if the Palace was responsible what possibly could there to gain for the Queen?” Generally that shuts em’ up. If asked I profer ideas that if there were a conspiracy to get her and Dodi it would be far more likely to come from the Middle East. Think about it.
It was not the fault of anyone else that Diana was in the car; it was her own. She made a lot of rubbish decisions in her life that caused her own problems. Like rock or movie stars who make a mess of their life they should be derided or maybe even pittied but to idolise them is just idiotic.
Anyway I was not going to write anything about this anniversary, simply ignoring it and allowing the Princes the dignity of remembering their mother in peace. However its wall to wall bloody coveraged even on Fox and my good wife has even succumbed so I felt the need to make the case for those of who are sick of the whole sordid mess.
Say no to the Cult of Diana. Or to paraphrase a famous Monty Python line: “She was not a Saint; she was a bloody stupid young woman.”
Update: I sent a complaint to Fox about their ott coverage of this event. Talk about an irrelevance, especially to Americans.
Update II: Simon Heffer seems to agree with me...should I be worried?
As you may or may not already be aware, members of the Watcher’s Council hold a vote every week on what they consider to be the most link-worthy pieces of writing around… per the Watcher’s instructions, I am submitting one of my own posts for consideration in the upcoming nominations process.
Here is the most recent winning council post, here is the most recent winning non-council post, here is the list of results for the latest vote, and here is the initial posting of all the nominees that were voted on.
Beyonce has a boob out like Janet Jackson
Having a look @ this. Deliberate or accidental?
Just to remind you. Here is a pic of the famous Janet Jackson boob event at the Superbowl.
No commentsNukes easier than a passport
A blogger named Gregg had raised an interesting point about the amount of time it takes to be approved to buy nuclear materials versus the time it takes to get a passport in the US. It might shock many to know that it takes longer to get a US passport as a legal citizen than it does to get approved to handle hazardous material. This does rather seem to be a bit daft it has to be said. If you are wondering the approval and delivery of hazardous material took for two undercover GAO agents…it was one month.
Me on the Superbowl?
FuelmyBlog and MyBowlAd.com are holding a contest to find a star of a Superbowl commercial early next year. As part of it I have been asked to write 300 words on why it should be me who flies to LA and makes a prat of himself stars in a Superbowl commercial with a potential viewership of millions and millions of people worldwide.
I think my reasons are two fold. First of all it would be cool to see myself on worldwide watched telly as so far all I get to see is my wife Kim and her brother Perry in various British comedies and films. Why shouldnt I get a crack at having fans and the kudos like those two? Free drinks and admiration would be quite nice it has to said. As far as stalkers go, this blog has provided a few so I have no need of any of them. I want to get in on the family act(ing) thing and am too old to go through the whole acting school thing.
The other reason I would love to get this gig is it might be the highest level of exposure, me the singer of Growing Old Disgracefully, will ever get. I owe it to the lads and Kim to see if I can do the best for the band as possible. After all they have worked really hard on all our music and deserve some recognition for their toil. And you have to admit that doing a Superbowl commercial at my age is a supreme act of growing old disgracefully.
I think I got the quirky looks, the charisma (or so I am told) and the ability to get it right while filming. And after all I am one of those types who is willing to try anything once. Oh yes and unlike most people, even proper actors and musicians, I dont get stage fright at all. I get post-stage fright. It happens once I have done whatever I am doing, so it does not affect the performance.
Oh and as this is a blog post one last thingcan you imagine the blog hits if I win?
The contest has changed a bit and they want an amusing picture as it seems many didn’t understand the first contest. So my original entry above will remain but here is my funny pic taken on honeymoon. We found this item on the menu most amusing.

And as a bonus we have a funny one from the desert tray…

Health fascists at it again
This time the no life meddling cretins want to persecute parents for giving even the smallest amounts of booze to their children. The idiots seem to think that children who are introduced to alcohol at home are the same ones who head out and get hammered every weekend. Never mind the fact that France and Italy have lower rates of public drunkedness by teens but traditionally give their children alcohol with a meal from an early age. Do these idiots want criminalise everyone?
Oh yeah and the head of this fascistic organisation…Srabani Sen…a good Anglo-Saxon name isn’t it?
Comments are off for this postVA tech joke…
You knew they were coming…
Party tonight @ VA Tech. Free shots for all students.
Recieved via text message.
You think the above is in bad taste. A BBC topical comedy show called the Now Show sinks even lower. Well one specific cast member does certainly.
7 commentsDisclose TV
Fans of the mad, bad and balmy might like to check out a new video outlet online called Disclose.tv – Mystery & secret videos revealed. There are all sorts of odd catagories ranging from UFOs to conspiracy videos. I am sure it will provide hours of entertainment for those of you who enjoy your nuttiness on video. So head over and take a look. This post is sponsored.
Get thy Virgin in order
An open letter to Richard Branson:
Dear Richard,
One has to say that it might be a rather better idea that you stop hanging out with that sore loser/also-ran Al Gore and start examining where your empire is going wrong. Twice this month I have found Virgin services to be lacking, alas both were presents for my beloved fiancee.
Today we recieved a 15 voucher for the poor service my beloved recieved at a Virgin Experience Spa day. The spa was badly staffed, poorly equipped and not a pleasant place to spend any time.
Earlier this month my beloved and I flew Virgin Atlantic’s Premium economy from Boston. I paid for the upgrade as a present to my beloved for Valentines Day. It was a waste of money. The staff was inefficient, unkind and incompetent. Two of the loos on the aircraft were broken (meaning the sleep first class passengers had to deal with us using their loo), my entertainment screen was held together with gaffer tape & constantly slipping and the staff was unable to arrange for a wheelchair pickup for my beloved with her dodgey metallic ankle. We had to wait in the cold at Heathrow for them to procure one despite my requests at the time of reservation and when checking in.
Now I have always been a fan of Virgin and have been a frequent flyer for many a year. My recent experience with Virgin will prevent me from recommending it to my fellow travellers. The fact that the Frequent Flyer staff have failed to respond to my email complaint of 3 March does not impress either. Neeedless to say, I shall not be flying Virgin on my next foray to the US.
It is a great shame to see a great airline fall from grace.
Kind regards,
Andrew
PS: Might want them to stop showing Loose Change the consprirazoid documentary on your airline.
Comments are off for this postRichard’s clanger
I am wont, when my beloved comes home from work in time and vegs, to sit on the couch to watch Richard & Judy together. I take great delight in watching the couple make arses of themselves on a daily basis. Last night was a particularily good one.
They were discussing a new show which conjectures on what would have happened if the dinosaurs had not been wiped out by an asteroid. He said that he enjoys this sort of historical conjecture…thinking about things like if Germany had one the WWII. This clanger was especially good since the company that sponsors them is called Schwartz.You will see on their site a number to call for people ripped off by their phone-in competition. The show is really going from strength to strength.
Comments are off for this postChantelle…
Chantelle Houghton – serial offender
Big Brother winner Chantelle to guitar tech on the third night of Ordinary Boys tour:
“You must really like the band, you’re always here!”
From: Pop Bitch.
Comments are off for this postThere is pathetic…
And there is absolutely completely bloody pathetic like the two Anne Nicole Smith fans who topped themselves because their heroine died. There are some who would probably have to say what a shame as far as I am concerned its two less morons in the stupid gene pool. What a bunch of muppets it has to be said…thanks to Julian for the heads up on this pathetic tale.
Comments are off for this postOffensive?
Watch this video of Prince’s performance at the Super Bowl last Sunday. Watch it all the way through and enjoy Prince’s talent.
Read more Comments are off for this postWhat I learned…
Colby has discovered this little page of fun called What I learned from 9/11 Conspiracies that would be far funnier if people didn’t actually believe much of what he has listed as total fact. This one is covered by the you’‘ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll hurl type of warning.
Update: Does it shock you that morons who believe this crap tend to be 9/11 deniers as well?
2 commentsWell done Jade
You have done more harm to Anglo-Indian relations than thousands of British hippy travellers. This hero of the Chav class has created an international incident with her bullying of the Indian movie heroine. There is rioting on the streets of India. I wonder if Jade realises that India has nuclear weapons…that is she knows what they are. What is more amazing is that Jade & her cohorts behaviour has overshadowed Gordon Brown’s goodwill trip to India.
Don’t forget that one of our fellow bloggers is blogging full time about BB, head over and take a look. Our friend Scott has written a sober piece on the row that I agree with totally. Its not a case of racist bullying just morons bullying the classier & brighter people.
Update: Harry’s Place have waded into the row.
4 commentsDon’t piss off dem’ Indians ladies
Or you will get
Then again there are probably lots of people who would not miss Jade.
Update: Some good is coming from this…its completely buggered up Gordon Brown’s junket to India.
Wait for it…guess what…they are now rioting.
1 commentBollywood fans whinge…
And not just to anyone tehse nitwits, who don’t get the entire point of Big Brother it seems, are claiming that other house-mates are being racist to poncy Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty. The whiners have even managed to get the Commission for Racial Equality involved. If Shilpa really thinks she is being treated badly why doesn’t she leave like the other two who have left? Just when you thought Big Brother could not get any more pathetic.
Comments are off for this postIcke was right?
David Icke the nutter who claims that the illuminati that runs the world are part of a reptilian bloodline used an hour long documentary to tell us we are living in a police state where the media is controlled. One does have to wonder that if this were the case is he able to have a show on a major terrestrial channel instead of on some dodgy cable channel. This loon also claims that Bush & Blair are the world’s biggest terrorists and that 9/11 was a set-up. And yet there was no sense of irony is his tone. Oh and one other small thing. His paranoid ranting about the “media” didn’t contain anything about blogs or podcasts. He seemed to be claiming that he was the only alternative to the MSM.
As my beloved quite rightly declared what a nutter.
1 commentTwisted me?

How evil are you?
OMG it was accident…
Now that taxpayer has wasted oodles of money to determine what we already knew that Diana & Dodi died in an accident in a car driven by a soused Frenchman at high speed. Now will all of you who worship the doe-eyed (she always looked to me like a female deer staring into headlamps) whinging attention-seeker stop prattling on about your daft consipiracy theories.
If you nitwits really want to find a conspiracy how about examining those that live in Britain who want to blow you, your family and anyone else they can muster to smithereens. You know those like the bombers on 7/7, 7/21, 9/11 et al? Put away your tinfoil hats and pay attention to world around you where there are very dangerous conspiracies at foot.
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