Not its not about Michael Jackson but Jonathan King impressario/pederast. Check it out and have chuckle…its free btw.

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That load of crap called Headcases was far nastier.

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A valuable resource of that I am in no doubt. Not that I really care about the price of bat piss lager to be honest.

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There is a contest for those of you who are writers. Come up with 6 Words to describe the Bush time in office. Positive or negative, no matter, just no swear words. I will be submitting a set that is for sure.

AMG users are having a jolly good crack at it of their own.

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Yet another one; but it does have its moments. Results in the comments if you are so inclined. It was created by Don Hagen.

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He is called Lord LAIDlaw and everyone is shocked he is a sex addict. How could he not be? Think of the pressure on the poor guy. Good to see there are some interesting Tories left and they are not all the po-faced stuff shirts that Cameron seems to want to surround himself with.

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Some of his possible minions are turning up on the Pacific coast recently. It seems that the Old One finds a better class of loons on that side of the country than in his traditional stomping ground of New England. So can anyone tell me if there is an Innsmouth, Seattle? Might explain the whole miserable grunge movement at least.

Of course, I see squid that big and I just think how good it might taste. Speaking of which squid is on the menu for me today

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If you want to have someone help yer cause don’t get Woody. The guy is barely coherent and stoned most of the time. He did not have the only daft statement about Snipes but it was most amusing. There are some complaining about Snipes’ three years in prison. You forget to pay $35k in taxes maybe you stay out of jail but $35 mil?

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You might have to one of them if you are planning a trip to Chicago. Maybe non-gang children could be issued them for the walk to school. Might be useful in Peckham as well.

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“We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election.

“On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

“On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.

“Is there actually a contest here?”

Via: AMG

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At least according to this test.

Love 89% Sex 100% Leadership 89% Problem Solving 89% Physical Abilities 78% Verbal & Math Skills 100% Interpersonal Skills 100% Handling Responsibility 100% Managing High Risk Behaviors 89% Managing Work & Money 89% Education 78% Personal Care 78% Self Management 89% Citizenship 89% 1 comment

The most interesting Loose Women for a very long time.

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This is why we fly Virgin.

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Via: Simply Jews

Here is another amusing one:

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Well DC might not have been if this map has anything to do with it.

The satanic bunny that is the White House is most amusing. The whole DC is in a pagan/satanic layout thing is always interesting. Its true that DC was laid out on pattern, but that is not that unusual.

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So what the hell.

Found via Iain; done via Warholizer

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Via: Theo

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Both via Murray

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Guido has challenged us to come up with a clever pub tune (If that is not a contradiction in terms.) to fully show our discontent for his booze hikes. This was a joint effort between Kim and I.

Dear Mr Darling

Dear Mr Darliing
You’re not welcome here
We’re fed up
Cos you put up our beer

Very Sorry dear darling
You are banned from here
Very sorry dear Darling
For you putting up our beer

Not impressed by yer new budget
And your consistent efforts
To make our life a sober bore

Why don’t you shave your eyebrows
So you can see clear
That you’ve made a mistake
Putting up our beer

You’re banned, You’re not welcome
Stay outta my pub
Cause you’ve spoilt
Something that we love

We’ll take a drink
Hoping for your demise
We’re fed up
with being victimised

Very Sorry dear darling
You are banned from here
Very sorry dear Darling
For you putting up our beer

Very Sorry dear darling
You are banned from here
Very sorry dear Darling
For you putting up our beer

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Share your answers with your friends! Copy and past the code in the box into your blog or a message board post and see who else is ready to push the bounds of what it means to be human.

Via: Reason

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Bill Clinton had so-called bimbo eruptions. Obama is having Pastor eruptions.

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“I have a lot in common with her…”

Yeah no talent and a lot of luck.

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Seems that you are not too bright??.. There are certain reasons that some people need a larger vehicle!!.. We have a 2.5 Litre Subaru.. a very safe and reliable vehicle.. it was registered in 2001.. but has only 60,000 miles on the clock!! So my big car does considerably LESS Mileage than many small vehicles.. My Wife is disabled and unable to get in or out of a small car.. Her wheelchair will not fit into the boot of a small car.. and it is nice to know that if some inattentive or drunken idiot ploughs into us that we may stand a better chance of survival than we would in a smaller car… You called me “A BASTARD” and put me in a box just like everyone else who drives a larger car?? That was rather thoughtless, selfish and stupid of you!! So now you are also in a box… I doubt your parents were married at your birth… Both mine and my disabled Wife’s Parents were married when we were born and that I can prove.. Please have the Guts and decency to retract your comments and be man enough to apologise.. I note form your website that you are an ex PUNK??? That I think says it all.. Obviously NOT too bright… Another Box???

John :O)

p.s. If you should find the time to do some intelligent research you will discover that the “Global Warming” Scam is simply an excuse to increase taxation.. The climate changes are actually a natural cycle brought about by sunspot activity.. It has happened in the past and will continue to happen in the future.. and schoolboy science will tell you that deforestation (To grow Biofuel crops??) is one of the main reasons along with burning of our rainforests (The lungs of the world)... as they are cut down is one of the major causes of CO2 increases.. Just in case you were not aware.. Trees breath in CO2 and breath out Oxygen!!...

Can this bloke be any more wrong about me or the attitude of this blog towards Global Warming? Damned by his own words methinks. Its nice when people get something you said so wrong and make a complete arse out of themselves.

NB: this is the comment that warranted such a torrent of abuse directed towards me. Serves these bastards right for not thinking through the environmental impacts of their transport choices before now!!

Now those of you who know me know that the “bastards” in question are the ones who supported all the enviromental idiocy coming from people like Red Ken and Zak Goldsmith only to be upset when the government uses “public support” to justify raising taxes on everyone including them. You just know that there were people thinking taxes on car would not affect them just the ” super rich.” You would the Envirofascist catagory on this blog might just hint at its tone towards the enviro-loon contingent.

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You scored as Fantasy Goth You are a Fantasy Goth. You may or may not actually be a goth, but "normal" folks see you as one of those weird kids, and you are probably considered a geek by quite a few. Click on my name to take my other tests if you liked this one. Fantasy Goth 92% Anything-Goes Goth 67% Ethereal Goth 58% Cyber-goth 50% Understanding Outsider 50% Industrial/Rivet-Head 50% Romantic Goth 50% Death Rocker 33% Confused Outsider 17% Perky Goff 8% Old-school Goth 8%

Via: Ghost who else?

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Greed:	High
Gluttony:	High
Wrath:	Low
Sloth:	High
Envy:	Very Low
Lust:	Low
Pride:	Medium

The Seven Deadly Sins Quiz on 4degreez.com

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Your Linguistic Profile:

35% General American English 30% Yankee 20% Dixie 10% Upper Midwestern 0% Midwestern

Via: Ghost

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My wife frog we saw on the way out to dinner at French restaurant on Tuesday. We both thought it was a little; but not maybe not in the light of the earthquake that happened in England a few hours later.

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This found its way to my email box via Brian of London over at SNN. Make of it what you will. I wonder if anyone actually feels sorry for the inquisitor of Ezra? Their latest show happens to feature Ezra telling us about his ordeal at the hands of McGovern.

Quite how BoL got ahold of this letter is beyond me. Then again he seems to be rather well connected these days.

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I know who I want to win tonight in the Superbowl. I would love to see the Pats complete their season and take the match.

When it comes to Tuesday however; I prefer no clear frontrunner on either side. The longer the battle for the nomination goes on for both sides the better. It means more people get to participate and it keeps the pundits guessing. And I got this chemo to get through so I need something to keep me interested until mid-June.

I have found that I have not lost the knack for computer games and am blowing through the ones I am playing rather quickly. Nothing better than blasting nasties when I am connected to my chemo pump during my “heavy” week of chemo. I completely forget the sodding thing is on me. Alas I have completed Halflife 2 and all its sequel bits.

Update: Chokes like the Pats last night are why I am not a sports fan. So much emotion wasted on something so trivial. Sympathy to Pats fan. Now we can get on with something important like making sure we get a decent President for the US.

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Its a bit daft I know, but good for a laugh. Some of my Witangamont buddies have set up cities and suggested I have a go. So head over to dBacons and take a look at the game. Not very big yet I have to admit.

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