Aug 6
Reality Bites
Penthouse’s fabled fact-checkers take a long-overdue look at the readers’ fantasy section, the Forum:
In the letter “Rent Payments,” the letter writer described his landlady as having “the flawlessly tanned and toned body of a much younger woman” and “full, pouty lips that promised-and later delivered-satisfaction.” The landlady, in fact, does not exist. Nor does the letter writer possess “an impressive love-tool that all the ladies crave.” He did, however, totally make out with this one girl once and they were so going to do it, until his mom came home. Really.
