Jul 25
Fart terrorist?
Well that was almost me yesterday in the Virgin Upper Class lounge in Heathrow. You see they have an oversensitive smoke censor in the loo. In the process of going to the loo I farted; as one does at times. In response there was a rather loud claxon informing me that I had violated a no smoking policy and that staff were informed/on their way. I was just leaving anyway and went to the information desk to inform them of my plight. They are probably still laughing.
Yet another example of health fascism in extremis.
