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May 18

10 Items You Think Make You Cool, But Don’t

Holy Taco:

guitarhero

WHY YOU THINK YOURE COOL: Dude, this game totally rocks! I love this song! Hell yes! Welcome to the Jungle, baby! Youre gonna diiiiiiiiiiiee!

WHY YOURE NOT COOL: Despite what the commercial says, you do not suddenly turn into Slash when youre playing this video game. You are playing a child-sized guitar that doesnt even have strings. It has multi-colored buttons and an on/off button. And playing this video game does not mean you can play the guitar now. If I have to hear someone say I can totally play Anarchy in the UK but actually mean I can totally play Anarchy in the UK on Guitar Hero, I am going to take a pee inside the nearest PS3.

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