Feb 8
I’m Gonna Pee (900 Miles)
I would drive 900 miles
And I would drive 900 more
Just to be the chick who drove 900 miles
To be charged with attempted vehicle burglary with battery, destruction of evidence and battery
I’m sure you’ve all heard the sad tale of astronaut Lisa Nowak by now. I’ve refrained from posting on it, because of its sordid nature, and because I don’t traffic in human tragedy. The commenters on Fark.com (where the above parody of The Proclaimers’ 1988 hit/instrument of torture appeared) are fortunately not so sensitive.
