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Over at Liberty Cadre; which is seeing a bit more life now that our authors’ lives are wee bit less frantic.
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Women going on boozy nights out have been warned by police to “wear nice pants” in case they fall down drunk in the street.A Suffolk police safety campaign magazine shows pictures of young women slumped on the ground next to messages urging them: “If you’ve got it, don’t flaunt it.”
“If you fall over or pass out, remember your skirt or dress may ride up,” the magazine says. “You could show off more than you intended—for all our sakes, please make sure you’re wearing nice pants and that you’ve recently had a wax.”
Ah, yes. When you’re lying unconscious in a puddle of vomit in the alley, nothing says “unladylike” more than untrimmed shrubbery. You might attract men this way, but probably not the type you want to take home to the drunk tank to meet Mother.
And you’ll have to get there by yourself. The cops have better things to do.
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