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Archive for May, 2006

Philip Roth: arse

May 31st, 2006 | Category: Anti-Semitism/Jewery, Politics, ROPMA, Terrorism

He agrees with the Iranian Premiere on Bush; althought he called President Ahmadinejad a “monster.” This “leading” author slags off his President and Hilary Clinton on Newsnight. At the risk of sounding trite; one does wish he would sod off and go live in Iran. Don’t you just love the American hard-left?

“George Bush was elected on the basis of an electoral coup.”

Oh and he is famous for writing a book about wanking…somehow appropriate.

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This works…

May 31st, 2006 | Category: Amusements




You Should Drive a Ford Shelby Mustang Cobra



You have an extreme need for speed, even when you’re not in a hurry.

And while your flying by, you don’t want to look like every other car on the road!

What 2007 Car Should You Drive?

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Holding a grudge much?

May 31st, 2006 | Category: Political Correctness, €uropean Neighbours

This bloke, not doubt a WASP, seems to be still ticked at my lot the Normans.

Sir – The so-called flag of St George is not the flag of England or the English. The red cross is a Papal/Norman confection foisted on the English by successive Norman rulers intent on demolishing as many English customs as they could comfortably manage.

The White Dragon flag of Anglo-Saxon England was replaced by the red cross; St Edmund the Martyr, the patron saint of England, supplanted by St George and so on. The correct flag of England is the White Dragon – seen on the Bayeaux Tapestry and acceptable to all.

John Green, Hayling Island, Hants

Wonder if he remembers that the Saxon bit of the Anglo-Saxon were German invaders.

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100 words hits 1 year

May 31st, 2006 | Category: Blog gos

I, for one, am damn proud of being a part of it. Grats Lair!

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Vote Kiddie Fiddler!

May 31st, 2006 | Category: Politics

Yes, pedophiles in Amsterdam are going one better than NAMBLA (made famous by South Park) and are starting their own party to press for relaxation of kiddie (and animal) fiddling laws. In fact, they want beastiality legal and lower the age of consent to 12. I am surprised this lot have not set up show in Belgium; Europe’s capital of pedophilia.

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Uppity Critter Update

May 31st, 2006 | Category: Video

Those

darn

monkeys!

Warning: Links open up embedded video with music and sounds.

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Joan of Arc died…

May 31st, 2006 | Category: Political Correctness

Aw and I should care? Another loony froggy…

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Liberal (socialist) or Conservative?

May 30th, 2006 | Category: Politics







Your Political Profile:


Overall: 85% Conservative, 15% Liberal
Social Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Ethics: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

Not terribly surprising considering the bias of the questions. Via: Iain.

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Paris is Burning…

May 30th, 2006 | Category: €uropean Garbage, Politics

Anyone surprised?

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Vomit bag at the ready…

May 30th, 2006 | Category: Nutty stuff, Political Correctness

There are some loons who think that Oprah should get a Nobel Peace Prize. Anyone who grins like a moron on a sign about visiting a death camp surely is not at all noble.

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Shagging Oldies

May 30th, 2006 | Category: Nutty stuff

Andrea is upset to read about how shagging oldies are getting STDs.

As far as I concerned if you got the working equipment shag as much as you want until the day you die. Younger folks being prudes makes me laugh. I mean can you blame the men. They got viagra, not as much competition and lots of women who have had any in years. Maybe if oldies shag more then they will whinge less and groups like AARP will get fewer donations and be less able to do damage to the American economy.

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Jewish People Driving German Cars

May 30th, 2006 | Category: Humor

Sweet songstress Sarah Silverman does her bit to promote racial harmony. Or not.

Warning: Music, obviously, and NSFW language.

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A car with pants!

May 27th, 2006 | Category: Technology

You think I am kidding? Check our Damian’s Gremlin advert.

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Wicology’s hate mail

May 27th, 2006 | Category: Religion

This one is particularily moronic…

Name from….: Marca Seal (drummerbabe323@yahoo.com)
Comment…...: WOW…..I DONT KNOW WHERE U GUYS GET OFF SAYING WITCH CRAFT IS A RELIGIONU NEED TO GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHTENED OUT BEFORE U POST SHYT LIKE THAT ON THE INTERNET. DONT U FUKIN PEOPLE HAVE SOMETHING BETTER TO DO THEN FILL PEOPLES HEADS UP WITH BULLSHYT THAT DOESNT DO SHYT??? U GUYS ARE LAME!! UR GONNA BURN IN HELL FOR THAT SHYT

Feel free to send her an email and tell her how you feel.

If you want to check out what she was ranting about here is the site.

Update: My ole’ mate Jon Pearce informs me that someone has been trying to spread libelous tales about me over at Samizdata. Its amazing what a mention of little ole’ me does to some people’s brains.

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Gore-thick Fiction

May 27th, 2006 | Category: Politics

Al Gore quoted in Grist Magazine:

Nobody is interested in solutions if they don’t think there’s a problem. Given that starting point, I believe it is appropriate to have an over-representation of factual presentations on how dangerous it is, as a predicate for opening up the audience to listen to what the solutions are, and how hopeful it is that we are going to solve this crisis.

Jonah Goldberg in NRO:

Gore told [Arianna] Huffington that this was his second trip to Cannes. The first was when I was 15 years old and came here for the summer to study the existentialists – Sartre, Camus. We were not allowed to speak anything but French! This, gushed Huffington, may explain his pitch-perfect French accent. Perhaps. Though according to David Maranisss biography of Gore, the former vice presidents 15th summer was spent working on the family farm. . . . Then theres the fact that young Al got Cs in French at his tony Washington high school, St. Albans. Thats some school if a kid who can intelligently discuss Sartres La Nause and Camuss Betwixt and Between in apparently pitch-perfect French still cant earn a B in French class. Mon dieu!

Gore is such a chronic dissembler that I doubt even he knows what’s real and what’s imaginary in his life.

But as the first quote indicates, he feels that the truth is at best a flexible thing. All in the service of Higher Causes, you see.

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Pulling Power launches

May 26th, 2006 | Category: Sex, UK Politics

Last night the basement of the Red Lion Pub in Westminster (actually sunny for a change) hosted the launch of the political hack mating dating service Pulling Power of its site. I attended the event with my betrothed Kim as I thought she might add some glamour and it might be amusing to see what is what. As with many such launches it was mostly press and friends of its founders. I was greeted with Oh my god! in a loud female voice. You see it turns out a friend of mine from the 2001 election is the brains behind the site. Considering its a dating service its nice to see that the founders of the site are both male & female.

Free nibbles were for the eating and a good time seemed to be had for all. It is early days for the service but it is good see they are picking up press from places like the Daily Mirror, the Telegraph and Radio 5 Live.

It is quite possible that if single members of the political hackery are helped to find other single like minded people they would be less tempted in pinching other people’s significant others. I know quite a few young politicos in dire need of this service. Well one can only hope.

All in all good luck to Emily and her colleagues.

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Speaking of getting caught…

May 26th, 2006 | Category: Anti-Semitism/Jewery, Blog gos, ROPMA, Religion, Terrorism

Inayat Bunglawala has got caught sending hate mail to LGF. Found via the keen eye of Nordish.

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Galloway commits sedition…

May 26th, 2006 | Category: Anti-Semitism/Jewery, Terrorism

Not for the first time I know. This time he has called for Blair to assasinated by a suicide bomber. Needless to say Harry’s Place is all over this like a rash. Is there anything Galloway won’t stoop to for attention?

Yes, it would be morally justified. I am not calling for it but if it happened it would be of a wholly different moral order to the events of 7/7. It would be entirely logical and explicable.

Even RESPECT is having a few worries about Galloway’s pronouncements.

And speaking of sedition: Voz de Aztlan would probably pass muster.

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Moron hacker indicted

May 26th, 2006 | Category: Politics, Technology

Guess how he got caught? Yep, the nitwit bragged about what he had done.

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Pissed about Hutton Report signature row?

May 26th, 2006 | Category: UK Politics

Sign a petition and express your feelings. Via: Guido

And if you think the science community should not be held to ransom by animal rights terrorists Pro-Test is having another march.

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Snatch? Snatch! Catch.

May 26th, 2006 | Category: Sex

I don’t make this stuff up, folks. Apart from the stuff that I do make up, I mean. But I didn’t make this one up.

Ottawa Sun:

BUST IN VAGINA THEFT

A 19-year-old man faces a theft charge after a hand-held vagina was stolen from an adult video store in Kingston. Police said the suspect allegedly selected the sex toy, ran from the Bath St. store and was chased by a staffer. Police found the man 10 minutes after the $80 toy was stolen. “We found him around the corner—and he had used it,” said Const. Neil Finn. The toy was apparently dumped after being used and was not recovered.

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Andrew elsewhere…on Lordi

May 25th, 2006 | Category: €uropean Garbage, Metal, Music, €uropean Neighbours

You thought it was just a crappy music contest…well now its an international incident! I wonder who the Turks are supporting?

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A worthy cause…

May 25th, 2006 | Category: Music, Naughty NonProfits

And some interesting stuff up for auction if you are a melodic rock fan.

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Well that was interesting…

May 25th, 2006 | Category: Amusements

Waiting a Sofitel hotel with my beloved Kim and the cheif bellperson came over to me to tell me a few people were wondering why a celebrity such as myself was there. He opened with…”we don’t do celebrities here”. Kim was amused it was me not her that was “recognised”. I found it bloody funny too.

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That Tattoo Isn’t Funny Anymore

May 25th, 2006 | Category: Fashion

well tell me again what you were thinking
when you got that bruise tattoo
forever black and blue

owen

peeweeDude, dude, dude. Having a badly-done tattoo of Pee-wee Herman is not going to get you any props in your local biker (unless it’s of the three-wheeled variety) bar .

More flesh-and-ink atrocities here. SFW, mostly.

Make sure you don’t miss “Mr. CooL ICE” (Don’t worry, you’ll know him when you see him.)

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Blog evolves…

May 24th, 2006 | Category: Blog gos

Michele has a new blog called f.t.t.w.

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Church of Socialism

May 24th, 2006 | Category: Political Correctness, Religion

The Church of England continues to pay more attention to Marx than the Bible. This time they have written a report bashing capitalism calling for socialist alternatives. Oh and naturally they have a good bash at Thatcher while they are it.

Its time to disestablish the rabble that masquerade themselves as men & women of the Church.

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Jew Stalking

May 24th, 2006 | Category: Anti-Semitism/Jewery, ROPMA, Terrorism

As practiced in Paris by an outfit called Tribu Ka. It would be fairer if those being stalked could be armed for their protection.

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How to turn footie fans against the EU

May 24th, 2006 | Category: €uropean Garbage, Sports, UK Politics

In one easy step. Not that footie fans in the UK are that enamored with the EU anyway.

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Have a good projectile vomit…

May 23rd, 2006 | Category: Political Correctness, UK Politics

Mark “shit on me please” Oaten whinges about his treatment by the press. No interview with his catamite was forthcoming.

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