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Archive for April 11th, 2006

Muslims take down Aaron

April 11th, 2006 | Category: Anti-Semitism/Jewery, Politics, ROPMA, Technology, Terrorism

Aaron’s blog has been the victim of yet another attack on his site by Oman based cyber-terrorists. Those lovers of free speech really take criticism and mocking well don’t they?

These are the guys that did it.

Julian over at Camera Anguish has done some digging into our cyberterrorist.

And it seems Christian cyber-terrorists have hacked the War on Easter site. I am glad they have gone to the FBI.

Oh yeah and Muslims are rioting over Playboy.

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Sad news for a band-mate

April 11th, 2006 | Category: Announcements

Our bassist has lost his father.

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April Pagan/Witchcraft facts…

April 11th, 2006 | Category: Religion

Care of me ole’ mucker (and frequent character in my mythos tales) Dr Ruickbie. Enjoy. I am seriously considering taking my lovely fiance to a Belthane event at the end of the month.

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Might annoy a few…

April 11th, 2006 | Category: Politics, Religion

BEYOND BELIEF MEDIA LAUNCHES PREEMPTIVE STRIKE ON EASTER

Copies Of Controversial Documentary Are Hidden In Churches Throughout U.S.

See:
http://www.WarOnEaster.org

Hollywood—April 11, 2006. Declaring War on Easter, Beyond Belief Media has launched a preemptive attack on the Christian holiday, the company announced today. “Operation Easter Sanity” has already begun.

Using its documentary THE GOD WHO WASN’T THERE as the chief weapon, Beyond Belief Media is covertly planting DVDs of the film in churches throughout the United States. The popular movie, currently ranked #1 on Amazon.com’s independent documentaries list, is critical of the irrational beliefs of Christians and asserts that Jesus Christ did not exist.

A total of 666 DVDs will be hidden like “Easter eggs” in sanctuaries, church yards and other holy areas by Beyond Belief Media’s national team of volunteers. The DVDs will be slipped into hymnals and other locations where they are likely to be discovered by unsuspecting worshippers.

Some DVDs of THE GOD WHO WASN’T THERE will be planted by undercover operatives among actual Easter eggs at churches holding egg hunts on Easter Sunday.

“People go to churches to hide from the truth,” explained Beyond Belief Media president Brian Flemming, a former Christian fundamentalist. “At no time is this more apparent than Easter, when Christians get together to convince each other that a man died, stayed dead three days, rose from the dead and then flew into the air above the clouds.

“Our nonviolent campaign sends the message that nowhere in the country is safe from the truth. Wherever Christian leaders are indoctrinating children with 2000-year-old fairy tales, the truth may just find its way there.

“Our ‘War on Easter’ is of course completely without violence of any kind. Christians believe that beating a man to a pulp and nailing him to a cross somehow solves all the world’s problems. Beyond Belief Media does not.”

A website offering more details, including “battle reports” from covert operatives, is on the web at:

http://www.waroneaster.org

This press release is on the Web at:
http://www.thegodmovie.com/press/releases/041106releaseEAST.html

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Marty has reviewed this movie over at Blogcritics.

Update: Some morons have taken exception and hacked the site. I am glad they have gone to the FBI.

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..the idiocy of Sen Olympia Snowe…

April 11th, 2006 | Category: Politics, Technology, The Media/BBC idiocies

Now she wants to tax internet phone calls. She is so wrong on so many levels its almost hard to contemplate. First of all it would be almost impossible to do this, secondly it would probably just deny Mainers a chance to use it, there are probably easy ways round anything they come up with and finally how the hell do you tax something that is free!

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The Woods Are Alive With The Sounds Of Germans

April 11th, 2006 | Category: Crime

Ananova:

A German has been ordered to stop laughing out loud in the woods after joggers complained he was disturbing the peace.

Accountant Joachim Bahrenfeld, 54, from Datteln said he goes to the woods after work and at weekends to have a good belly laugh.

“It’s part of living for me, like eating, drinking and breathing. I feel much better when I laugh, it’s freeing and healthy,” he said.

But he now faces a 4,000 fine or six months jail if he laughs out loud again after a jogger successfully took him to court saying he was disturbing the peace.

Which reminded me of “target=”new”>this story from last year:

A German man has been arrested after a marriage guidance counsellor advised him to run around naked shouting at trees.

Dieter Braun, 43, from Recklinghausen said the stress release technique had worked perfectly until he was arrested.

He told police that venting his anger on the trees had stopped him shouting at his wife.

“If I didn’t go to the woods and scream at the trees then my marriage would probably be over,” he said.

He added taking his clothes off at the same time made him feel more relaxed.

“For me it’s a type of relaxation therapy. Feeling the breeze on my naked skin really calms me down.”

But local police said other visitors to the forest did not find his behaviour relaxing and have now charged him with causing a public nuisance.

I was wondering if these two, if deployed in the forest at the same time, could cancel each other out, not unlike noise-cancelling headphones that inject a sound wave of opposite polarity to any detected ambient noise.

Or maybe we would have to more precisely calibrate the Germans—a shouting/whispering pair here or a laughing/weeping pair there.

To investigate this, I will need:

a) some Germans (preferably the not-naked type), and;

b) some forest.

I look upon it as my sacred duty to the planet. If we can’t keep Germans out of the forest, at least we can stop them from scaring the animals.

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