High School Football Hero
i wanna be a high school football hero
with an s.a.t. score less than zero
i wanna try to drink my weight in beer-o
I won’t be live-blogging tomorrow’s Super Bowl, as I’ve got a few other things to do.
Also, I am still bitter about last year’s effort. Or maybe I’m still hungover.
I shall, however, venture a brave prediction: New England wins, 24-10.
I would also like to point out that the Patriots’ star linebacker has the second-most-perfect American name:
Tedy Bruschi. Pronounced “Brewski.” As in “Fetch me another brewski while you’re up.”
And yes, the spelling of his first name is as it’s listed on both the Patriots’ and NFL’s official pages. So that’s why it’s only the second-most perfect American name
The first-most-perfect American name? Former U.S. Secretary of State Lawrence Eagleburger. These guys should really get together and open up a sports bar. They could call it Larry and Tedy’s or something.
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The movie that got Theo Van Gogh killed is up for download. Link comes via the ever-excellent Charles.
Meanwhile Harry has posted some idiocy from the pen of Tariq Ali. Ali has managed to link Neo-Cons to the Nazis, how charming.
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