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Archive for December 9th, 2004

Ex-Pantera man dead

December 09th, 2004 | Category: Metal, Music

I have posted the distressing news of the death of Dimebag Darrel and another member of the band Damageplan at a gig in Ohio. My post on BC has links to several sources of news on the matter and I shall updating it when more is found.

Michele, a fan, has posted her thoughts on the unfortunate events.

I am just glad the cretin who did this is dead. Kudos to copper who shot the guy for his quick reaction.

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New PC terms?

December 09th, 2004 | Category: Amusements, Political Correctness

To lighten the mood a bit in the light of DD’s tragic killing I give you a few new PC terms sent to me by the lovely Tabitha.

1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID STORAGE FACILITY.
2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3. He does not GET LOST - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
5. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He is GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL.
6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
7. He does not act like a TOTAL ARSE - He develops RECTAL CRANIALINVERSION.
8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
10. He is not a W#NKER – He is an OWNER OPERATOR.

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December 09th, 2004 | Category: Stuff