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Interesting map

November 14th, 2004 | Category: Blog gos

Empire of the Blogs?

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Fishies

November 14th, 2004 | Category: Andrew's Cthulhu tales

Rupert had faced some odd cases before but this was looking to be one of his oddest. For Rupert, being more of a warrior, than a thinker, tended to prefer the less complicated cases. Because of his respect for the Sage, Rupert didnt comment when he was told what he was supposed to do. He kept his reluctance for this job to himself. To make matters worse he was going to take a place to Aberdeen. Oh yes and he was none to keen on Aberdeen either.

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DPM is a real Disaster?

November 14th, 2004 | Category: Crazy Government Stuff, Politics, UK Politics

According to a recent newspaper report, our Illustrious Leader’s Deputy is a real disaster zone. Two Jags is a sufferer from a syndrome which is known as “Reverse Midas Syndrome”. Everything he touches turns to dross! So far, since this current shower of incompetents came to power, he has created one expensive disaster after another. Take transport – he “initiated” (aided and abetted by that other bunch of money wasters – the Civil Service!) several expensive programmes which would “reduce the number of cars in private use”. Yeah, right; a few years in, and at great expense, it has all been abandoned and very quietly reversed.

Then there’s his spell in charge of the Department of the Environment – responsible for Building Regulation – and his waivers of Planning Refusals, sprinkler protection, and so much more. And he’s still in charge of this function. His latest plans and approvals will almost wipe out the green belt land in the South East as he permits his chums to build all over it. Now he’s in charge of Local Government, The Regions, Health and Safety, Environment, and God alone knows what else – Prescott probably doesn’t – so we have his pudgy little fingers dabbling in Fire Service modernaistio, more nannying regulations on safety and standards for just about everything, and that greatest folly of all – The Regional Assemblies.

To quote; “The people have had their say – but we’re not going to dismantle the Assemblies. And the move to regionalise will continue.” In other words, bugger you damned voters – I’m going ahead with this, anyway! The man is also responsible for that fiasco called the Dome – and the ludicroius “multi-faith” celebration of Christ’s millenium! It stands empty and unusable still – at a cost to the taxpayers of 33 million a year! On top of the 700 million it cost initially – and which the government stole from the lottery “Good Causes” Funds. Good, isn’t it?

So how much longer is this cretin to be left playing with our future and our money? He has three homes, one his own, one a Union-provided house in London, a Flat in the former Admiralty buildings, and a Country House (Dorney Wood) provided by the taxpayers. He has two Jaguar cars of his own and the use of the Ministerial cars – and a pension from Parliament that will be almost as good as dear old Tone’s.

Not bad for a former Wine Steward on the Cunard Liners – albeit one who was so busy with Union business he scarcely had time for his job. But it is time to show him and his pals in the Cabinet the door. They have become too arrogant and far, far too used to throwing our money around as if it were theirs. It isn’t – and it’s time they went!

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No Blood For Peat!

November 14th, 2004 | Category: Stuff

Researchers have found a long-lost section of the Bayeux Tapestry, which, on examination, seems to contain a powerful antiwar message:

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Make your own discoveries here.

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