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Apr 16

Danger. Triangle alert!

Category: Politics

Despite all predictions the US economy is booming. While dear old-Europe slowly sinks, Titanic-style, into a quagmire of debt, crime, unemployment, negative growth, and economic doom the US is positively bouncy.

Er wait a minute, now Im truly confused.

This dim-witted, hick Presidential puppet who can barely string a sentence together, is enjoying economic victory, while the superior, intelligent, cultured, educated elite of Europe, who have spent 3 years sneering at him, contemplate financial oblivion.

Somewhere over the Atlantic a news-Bermuda triangle sprung up on the day Bush came into office, it’s been sinking good news stories ever since. How else could so many US successes be going un-reported: drug use down, teenage pregnancy down, crime down, unemployment down, taxes down, etc.

It’s either the triangle explanation, or a lot of twisted Leftie journalists unable to admit their predictions of American defeat have proved wrong, once again.

3 Comments so far

  1. DiscountBlogger April 16th, 2004 11:52 am

    A NEWS BERMUDA TRIANGLE
    Andrew Ian Dodge explains….

  2. Chris Bertram April 16th, 2004 12:14 pm

    The US economy may or may not be booming, but the news report that you link to is dated March 2000!

  3. Terry April 16th, 2004 12:27 pm

    Oh… er.. yeah.. well.. thanks for putting that out.

    I heard the news results on the radio.

    Despite my license fee, I’m forced to resort to internet radio to find out the good ecenomic news from the US.