Feb 13
Random musings…on a homohass
Lame excuse:
___, I am sorry I was pain in the ass last night, but I had a bad day and then had to see Andrew Ian Dodge.
He is not the first to invoke the “Dodge defence” for misbehaviour. In fact, over my life, this defence has been used for everything from fights to unintended shags to a nasty hang-over. What makes this person so amusing is how the cretin continued.
This bloke, who is a member of a well-known and very old Masschusetts family, (no, not the Marshes) bleats on to whomever will listen that I am gay. He refuses to have anything to do with me because of it. The irony, of course, is that this man is the campiest thing outside of the Heaven nightclub. Two gay men (both out) who have met the guy were sure he was one of them (ie, via gaydar). Besides being such a total tosser and a homohass, this bloke is the living imbodiement of the “priviledged American” abroad. You know the sort that makes the cunning linguist in you want to lose your US accent p.d.q.
All I can say is that I wish the noxious little oik the luck of the 13th!
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“The Dodge Defense”. I love it. I wonder if I can get away with it despite living in another country entirely.
Why not? It been used by Young Republicans and fellow Colby students…the meme has been around for a very long time. I don’t think that you have to be in same country as me to use it.
FLAME ON!!!
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