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Archive for September 15th, 2003

Oh, egads, say it ain’t so, Paul!

September 15th, 2003 | Category: Bloody insane stuff

Yoko is getting nekkid again, in public. First we have the unsexiest kiss between two women ever, at the MTV awards, and now this. What is coming of this world?

Maybe we could get her to come expose herself to that prat David Blaine. That might finally drive him away from polluting London with his idiotic stunt.

Michele has a picture of Yoko naked.

In other news: The French seem to be practicing their cow launching techniques.

Update: Paul, drawn like a bug to the flame, can’t resist waxing poetic about Ono’s Peace strip show. Fortunately he has not posted any pictures with the post.

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R Kelly proves what a moron he is…just in case we didn’t know already.

September 15th, 2003 | Category: Bloody insane stuff

CMU reports:

R Kelly has likened his hardships since those child porn and underage sex
allegations surfaced as like those of Osama Bin Laden. Talking to US music
mag Blender he said: “People can say whatever they want about you without knowing the facts. They can criticize you without even knowing you, and hate you when they don’t even know you. All of a sudden, you’re, like, the bin
Laden of America. Osama bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I’m going through.

But, if he were like Osama Bin Liner, he would have a lot of people trying to kill him. Well, after this comment, R might learn to appreciate OSB’s plight just a wee bit more.

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Amiel on Arafat

September 15th, 2003 | Category: Middle East

And it ain’t very pretty, either. She fisks him and his cause rather thoroughly. Well worth reading and making sure others do as well.

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Sam exposes me…again

September 15th, 2003 | Category: Bloody insane stuff

Perry has posted some interesting pictures celebrating my return to Albion. Some of the comments are rather interesting as well. I love the flaming picture; it takes a rare talent to mess up a picture and make something that cool.

Marty seems to be getting back into things as well. More news on that soon.

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Hermaphrodites peeing, Jaguars, and Prescott

September 15th, 2003 | Category: Nutty stuff

It could only be the latest batch of stuff from Steve at Scrofula. Visit it now and often; he may not be as frequent as some, but when he does it’s damn funny!

Pagan Prattle has a good one about kitten-eating politicians in Canada. I have always preferred my kittens (and babies) rare with a bit of soy sauce for good measure….or so the rumour goes.

Oh, and there is a new bitch in blogdom. I use bitch as a compliment (never as an insult, since I think it’s unfair to compare a noxious female with a female canis). Blog-wolves have to stick together.

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The Wild, Wild East

September 15th, 2003 | Category: Politics

Hmmm.

Aldo Moro (1978), Olaf Palme (1986), Pim Fortuyn (2002), Zoran Djindjic, et. al., (1914 and counting), and now Anna Lindh.

Those cowboy Europeans. When will they learn from their more sophisticated American cousins?

The crazed, gun-totin’ Yanks, after all, haven’t had any major political assassinations since 1968. (MLK and Bobby Kennedy, if I have to jog your memory.)

That even beats their nicenik neighbors, the Canadians, who last boasted a murdered politician — Pierre Laporte — in 1970.

Hmmm.

Suddenly the world no longer makes sense.

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