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Please give a great welcome to the latest addition to our BlogRoll: Whacking Day, run by that fine Australian libertarian, Tex. MommaBear has been reading his blog for a long time, but Andrew just found it recently and tried to scold MommaBear for not mentioning sooner. Oh, well.
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Wow and I thought I had no cool contacts! Hope this spamming scum gets paid a visit from a few of the Old Ones’ Minions.
From: “claudio kabilla”Comments are off for this post
Date: Thu Oct 03, 2002 03:31:39 PM Europe/London
To: claudioka545@mail.com
Subject: Request For Assistance.PRIVATE AND CONFIDENCIAL
It is with heart full of hope that I write to seek your help in the context below. I am Mr. claudio Kabila, the second son of the late Laurent Kabila Former President of the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) whose sudden death occurred January 2001. Having gotten your particulars from my countries chamber of commerce/information centre, I have no doubt to your capacity and goodwill to assist me in receiving into your custody (for safety) the sum of US$36 million willed and deposited in the favor of myself and my mother who is the second wife of the late president.
This money is currently kept in a trust deposit vault with a Finance and Security company. However, the new Government headed by my step brother Joseph has on assumption of office setup an enquiry to recover all the assets belonging to my late dad including cash and properties with the pretence of safe-keepings, but with actual intention of personal inheritance. All this because we are from a polygamous family. The investigation teams have submitted their report; presently some cash and assets have been seized.
Fortunately, I managed to escape from the country, and with the help of a lawyer, I am presently leaving as a refuge here until I succeed in this transfer transaction and due to the situation of things the lawyer has strictly advised that the willed money be urgently moved into an over-seas account of a trusted Foreign family friend without delay for security reasons. I expect you to be trustworthy and kind enough to respond to this call (S.O.S) to save me and my entire family from a hopeless future.
I hereby agree to compensate your sincere effort in this regard with 20% of the fund, when finally received in your local Bank account. The attorneys here have perfected arrangements with the security company to effect complete dislodgement of this money within a week of the receipt of your response ,They have equally guaranteed 100% risk free and smooth transfer.
Looking Forward to your quick response.
May God bless you.
Best Wishes
Mr. Claudio Kabila.
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What next, black-only hotels? If the Africans dont’t want non-blacks around when discussing Africa, then maybe they don’t need our money either? Maybe the UK and the US could take all the money they are sending to the dark continent plughole and give it back to the taxpayers as a tax cut! British taxpayers would say: thanks to Africa!
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The Tory girls’ (and a few of the older ones’, as well) favourite MP, Boris Johnson, flatly refuses to talk about the L’Affaire Currie. I just hope I won’t have to talk about that loathsome episode all next week, either. There are some who arguing that the slu..er�, I mean Edwina Currie, is actually doing the party a favour. My ole’ mucker Iain has posted a note from a friend who assures us that she has finally lanced the boil of the Major years. There were still those who looked fondly on the grey twit, mostly those from the left, who claimed that his failures in office were all the fault of those of us on the right. And then, of course, there is the amusing defence of Major being mounted by David Mellor, Lady Archer and *Piers Merchant.
I can now safely say I loath all forms of Curry, both foodwise and humanwise. They make me sick to my stomach! Thank god chicken tikka masala won’t be writing any novels and in need of the publicity.
- I had the dubious honour of introducing Piers Merchant to Anna Cox at a Young Conservative do in Westminster. Piers’ um reaction to Ms Cox’s personal attributes was rather obvious.
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It was with great relief I got the following email from Piers. It has been a case of being repeated often enough it becomes fact. I was told by several of my fellow young Tory types that I was the one who introduced them. I am delighted to find out I was not responsible for that little episode In Tory History. I would like to thank Piers for setting the record straight on the matter. I wish him the best of luck in all future endeavors.
No, Andrew, you did not have the dubious pleasure of introducing me to Anna Cox at a Westminster reception! You must be fantasising. I was introduced to Anna Cox at a meeting of Orpington YCs in Orpington and I don’t recall you made the introduction. Also my “reaction” is an inaccurate description. My only interest at that point was that she offered to work in my election campaign!Comments are off for this postThought I would just set the record straight…......
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