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Tom B calls on British men to rise to the challenge and chat up Gwyneth Paltrow for the sake of national pride. I have to disagree with my good friend; I think stuck-up Yank cows like Ms Paltrow should be ignored. She is moaning as a result of her ageing, not because British men are wimps. Maybe these blokes aren’t that impressed with her?
What is so special about her, anyway? Yet another snotty uptight head-case American blonde who thinks men should worship at her feet. She has, no doubt, many “issues”, as do many (if not most) American women of a certain age. These issues, mostly farsical, are culled from going to a therapist, watching Sex in the City/Ally “Anorexia” McBeal, or the pages of “Cosmo.”
I wonder if these daft cows from North America ever took time to think that British men don’t have the patience with these type of head-case high maintenance navel-gazing females. A Lamborghini Diablo, which is less high mainenance, at least gives back enjoyment from all the work you put in. It is all a case of return on investment, and in my experience with American women, there isn’t much. Looks don’t matter when you have the personality of a farm plant, dear. The fewer of these annoying wenches in the UK the better, lest they poison the indigenous stock.
As the Guess Who tell it in “American Woman”:
American woman, get away from me
American woman, mama let me be
Don’t come knockin’ around my door
Don’t wanna see your shadow no more
Coloured lights can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else’s eyes
Now woman, I said get away
American woman, listen what I say.
My message to Ms Paltrow is: why don’t you sod off back to the US and shut up. Don’t let the plane door hit you on your self-righteous arse, now.
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