85050936
A Chuckle From The Den….....
MommaBear has received another missive from her cousin, GruffBear, up in the hills of Vermont. Hoping to lighten the mood of H. Sapiens(?), she submits it forthwith:
THINGS YOU’D LOVE TO SAY AT WORK, BUT CAN’T!
1. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit.
2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
6. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
7. I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message…
8. I don’t work here. I’m a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying.
10. Ahhh…I see the mess-up fairy has visited us again…
11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t give a damn.
14. I’m already visualising the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of
view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
20. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.
21. It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be…?
24. Do I look like a people person?
25. This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.
26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
31. I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
33. Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #1?
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
36. Chaos, panic, & disorder – my work here is done.
37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
38. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks
85050694
Oh great! Some call me the “straight Oscar Wylde” in real life because of my dress sense [ed.-nonsense, or, perhaps, lack of]. Now I am the “straight deist Andrew Sullivan” according to this:
You are an Andrew Sullivan.
You are not afraid to share your political views with everyone in candid and clear ways.
You may also be making some money… one day.
Take the What Blogging Archetype Are You test at GAZM.org
85050632
New blogger, the guy is a writer, computer game designer, and a Swede. Be kind to him, he sure has good taste in templates. Thanks to the excellent Bruce Baugh for the tip.
Comments are off for this post85050585
Bryan over at JunkYardBlog has written a great short explanation of the ways of the Baptist Church. He contrasts it with the structure of the Catholic Church. Well worth the read.
Comments are off for this post85050446
Have all of you done your bit FOR global capitalism today? Go spend some money at Starbucks or McDonalds or use your Visa credit card. Do whatever you can to annoy the leftie scum rioting on the streets of the world!
Comments are off for this post85050365
It is rather worrying to see that ardent PCism/fundametalist secularism is rising at UK universities. It seems there are moves to persecute Chrisitian organisations for excluding those who do not share their faith (or brand thereof). This letter in the Telegraph shows a rather disturbing trend at places of higher learning. One wonders whether the same level of enforcement occurs for Hindu and Muslim organisations. I rather doubt it somehow.
Comments are off for this post385050335
Arab Christian Clergymen Against Western Christians, Jews, and Israel is the latest piece of analysis from MEMRI. It makes for some rather nasty reading. It will come as quite a shock to think that anti-jew feeling in the Arab world is not just an Islamic phenomenon. The Christians in the West and President Bush come in for harsh criticism; they are described as “pagan” (or worse) for not coming to the defence of Christian Palestinians. I am sure there are many fundamentalist Christians in the West who would be very upset by this sort of criticism. Of course, the root reason for the lack of help is those satanic Jews (again). This is particularily worrying to hear coming from a clergyman “This religion [Judaism] is the enemy of God, the enemy of people, and the enemy of Christianity.”
Comments are off for this post385050312
Philip Delves Broughton has written an interesting article on the three Jean-Maries of France. All of these men have influence on the country and have a lot at stake on Sunday. In a continuing theme, the Telegraph is examining the state of France today in calm and informed manner.
Comments are off for this post85050265
Well, it is another May Day and the arseholes are out in force on the London streets. The anti-(fill in blank here)s today are making a nuisance of themselves and preventing decent people from going about their day. Thanks to these morons I will be unable to attend the Daily Telegraph Freedom Conference. I will not be able to go to my new bank, either, because it is to close for the safety of its employees and customers. Yes, these idiots have the right to protest, but no, they don’t have the right to disrupt an entire city for a day. I do hope if there is any trouble from the hordes the police use “European” tactics on the rioters. In plain English: beat the living shit out them!
For any of you who think this is not very libertarian of me. Remember one caveat of libertarianism: you may do what you wish as long as it does not affect others. May Day riots violate this tenet in extremis.
Comments are off for this post
