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Mar 16

Shooting Stars

The Times of India:

In what sounds like a chilling script of a Hollywood science fiction, scientists have claimed that an invisible star, five times the size of Jupiter, might be lurking near our solar system, occasionally kicking deadly comets towards the Earth.

According to scientists, the brown dwarf star is up to five times the size of Jupiter and could be responsible for mass extinctions that occur on Earth every 26 million years.

They believe that the star nicknamed Nemesis or ‘The Death Star” could be hidden beyond the edge of our solar system and only emits infrared light.

It is believed to orbit our solar system at 25,000 times the distance of the Earth to the Sun, the scientists said.

A “chilling script of a Hollywood science fiction,”` eh? Clearly a job only Hollywood stars are capable of handling — paging Sean Penn! Yoo-hoo, George Clooney! Pick up the white phone, Susan Sarandon! Your rocket blasts off tomorrow at 6:00 a.m. We`ll radio with instructions once the screenwriters figure out what you should do.

Bon voyage!
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Mar 15

Music reviewed including new Keel and Fight the Quiet

Category: Metal, Music

Mar 15

Haunted House

Category: Gnotalex, Music

I was really quite pleased with the turn of phrase I came up with for the end of the first verse. It goes:

A ratty bag of ideas
Bounces behind his eyes
But then the rats do
Chew the fabric through

It’s got yer internal rhyme, it’s got yer assonance — we are in heavyweight lyric-writing form here, folks.

Unfortunately, these fine poetic subtleties didn’t survive contact with my mouth, which rendered — nay, interpreted the passage into something like “Wharrgarbl.”

It sounds at some points like I’m trying to fight through a cold, but I suspect that rather it was more the way I was recording vocals while playing guitar. Because I had no proper mike stands I had to jerry-rig substitutes which rarely came to the correct height; I usually had to crouch down over my guitar to sing, not exactly the best way to maintain breath control.

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Mar 15

BoMSing back to DC

Welcome to the March 15, 2010 edition of best of me symphony.

Madeleine Begun Kane presents Shoo, Heels! posted at Mad Kane’s Humor Blog.

Robert Terrell presents questions unending posted at the existential poet, saying, “The Existential Poet Blog contains my original haiku poetry. I maintain a strict form, the 5-7-5 syllable structure, accwhich suits my poetic creativity very well. I write about all sorts of subjects, with an existential (human feelings) attitude. Many of my haiku have seasonal references, and many focus on inner states of being. And, I love moon haiku!”

Florine Church presents 10 Most Valuable Books in the World posted at Online Colleges.net.

Robert Terrell presents swimming posted at the existential poet, saying, “The Existential Poet blog contains original haiku of poet Robert Terrell. I write about many subjects - seasonal, inner states and moon haiku, with an existential attitude.”

Courtney presents Wedding Theme Ideas - Unique Wedding Theme Ideas And Creative Wedding Ideas-Cajun Wedding Theme posted at Wedding Themes, saying, “Are you a fan of New Orleans and are getting married? Consider a Cajun wedding theme.”

Kristie Lewis presents 101 Habits of Highly Effective Writers posted at Online Degrees.net Blog.

FMF presents Fourteen Tax Management Techniques posted at Free Money Finance, saying, “14 tips for managing your taxes.”

Digerati Life presents EverkBank Review: Online Bank For High Yield Investment Accounts posted at The Digerati Life, saying, “Thanks!”

That concludes this edition. Submit your blog article to the next edition of best of me symphony using our carnival submission form. Past posts and future hosts can be found on our blog carnival index page.

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Head over to the Carnival of Libertarians.

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Mar 13

First UK Tea Party examined…

Category: UK Politics

Mar 13

A Rough Draft of The Internet’s Nobel Peace Prize Acceptance Speech

Category: Gnotalex, Humor

FunnyCrave:

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Your Majesties, Your Royal Highnesses, Distinguished Members of the Norwegian Nobel Committee, citizens of the world, cat enthusiasts, fat people who look funny doing stuff because you’re fat, hot chicks who dance in their underwear and post video of it to YouTube, racists, conspiracy theorists and all other citizens of the internet:

I know you can’t see me, but I am here. I am here, and I accept this award with the deepest of gratitude, the utmost humility, and maximum pwnage. Selecting me, The Internet, as a recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize is proof positive that with the help of man, machines can break through the firewall of oppression and negativity to become something more than just a portal for free pornography. Speaking of that, please accept this photo of Megan Fox’s head on someone else’s nude body as a symbol of my gratitude.

I missed it, but Robert Brockway from Cracked had a similar take on it a couple of weeks ago

Warning: Language in both pieces.

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Mar 13

First Huckabee now all evangelicals…

Category: Politics

It seems that evangelical leaders are joining in on Ron Paul’s whine about the tea parties. Add to that Huckabee bleating about CPAC and its been good for those who want to see the evangelicals taken out of dominance of the conservative movement.

There is a place for the social conservatives in the conservative movement, but they need to know there are others type of conservatives. We are not all obsessed by one or two issues that cause blindness towards ways of actually making the country better. And we know that social conservatives have sold us all out on fiscal and small government issues just to get their way on their obsessions.

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Mar 12

Guy news… this time with more MP

Category: UK Politics

Mar 11

I Hear Banjos

Category: Gnotalex, Humor, photographs

Mar 10

ASI’s young liberty contest…

Category: Writing

So we are offering a £500 cash prizeand other goodies to the winner of our 2010 Young Writer on Liberty competition. To win, you have to be under 20 on the entry deadline of April 30, and you need to write three short blog-style articles – up to 400 words each – on the topic ‘Ways to advance liberty.’ Articles from the top three winners will be published on the Adam Smith Institute blog. Simply email entries to charlotte@adamsmith.orgalong with contact details and DOB.

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Mar 9

Krauthammer wimps out on Islam…

Category: ROPMA, Terrorism

Tonight on Fox he condemned Geert Wilders. It was a disgrace that no one on the panel had the knowledge on the guts to stand up for free speech and against islamism. Pathetic and clearly they don’t get it…

I would expect AB to repeat politically correct platitudes but not the other ones.

Update: Glenn “Ego” Beck is also hammering Geert. Glenn mate… if Charles “Shill of Soros” Johnson likes what you are saying you got a problem.

Update II: New English Reviews echoes the commenters point with an interesting post about Fox’s investors.

Update III: The Weekly Standard editor gets harangued for his daft comments.

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Mar 8

Patios on the News on the tea parties…

Category: Press Appearances

I appeared last week on Patios on the News to discuss the tea party movement. Here is the video. Its an hour long and we hit all the relevant points. It was congenial and lots of fun, and boy did the guy do his homework.

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Mar 8

Bored

Category: Gnotalex, Music

Too-low vocals on most of this, which some might consider a plus. I was primarily concerned with the sound of the guitars, which were clipping the red zone of the VU meters throughout. Later on, we re-recorded this with legible vocals and whatever musical skills we could muster. It’s not bad, if not the best thing we’ve done.

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Mar 8

Tabloid Purposes released…

Mar 8

BoMS Hurt

Welcome to the March 8, 2010 edition of best of me symphony.

Sarah Clark presents Sarah…Phenomenally: Please don’t hyper-analyze this post… posted at Sarah…Phenomenally.

Sonny presents African American Masters of Art posted at Seize the Day.

Lena presents 8 Tips To Deal With Being Taken For Granted Feeling posted at The Colors Magazine.

Madeleine Begun Kane presents Ode To The Weatherman posted at Mad Kane’s Humor Blog.

Jasmine Hall presents 20 Great Talks on the Future of Information posted at Online Colleges.org.

Ryan @ Cash Money Life presents Best Zero Percent Balance Transfer Credit Cards posted at Cash Money Life, saying, “Save money by transferring your credit card debt to a 0% balance transfer credit card. You may be able to save hundreds or even thousands of dollars on your current credit card debt.”

Cheryl Ragsdale presents American Music Legends Hand Painted on Their Own LPs: VinylArt by Daniel Edlen | thatgirlisfunny.com posted at That Girl is Funny, saying, “One man’s junk is another man’s treasure…getting to know Daniel Edlen makes me seriously regret leaving my albums on the side of the road with a sign marked “free”. If only I’d known! Check out what Daniel does using white acrylic paint on black vinyl LP’s (factoid: LP stands for long-playing).”

Ryan @ Military Money presents Why Military Members Should Open Roth IRAs posted at Military Finance Network, saying, “Military members have 3 distinct advantages when opening Roth IRAs, including possible tax free contributions, time extensions to contribute, and low current tax brackets.”

FMF presents Life Insurance Reality Check – Do you have enough? posted at Free Money Finance, saying, “Things to consider when deciding how much life insurance you need.”

Sam presents Best Cheap Green Weddings. Romance and Memories on a Green Budget. Come Now posted at Best Cheap Weddings, saying, “Thanks for including my article. Here’s an excerpt…

What is a green wedding? With the news about global warming and pollution, engaged couples want to take steps to plan their cheap, green, eco-friendly wedding. The mantra for a green wedding is the three “R’s” - reduce, reuse, and recycle. A cheap green wedding is a choice to reduce environmental impact with less waste and excess. It gives you another reason to back away from overconsumption and impulsive splurges that will rock your budget.

The guiding principles for a cheap green wedding are similar to the basics of living greener every day.”

swagat presents tasting your own medicine posted at Its all in here.

SVB presents Lending Club Review: A Leading Peer To Peer Lending Network posted at The Digerati Life, saying, “Thanks!”

TSW presents Check Your Credit Score From Credit Reporting Agencies posted at The Smarter Wallet.

That concludes this edition. Submit your blog article to the next edition of best of me symphony using our carnival submission form. Past posts and future hosts can be found on our blog carnival index page.

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Here is the latest Haveil Havalim. And Fausta is back with her Latin American Carnival. Britblog Carnival is up at MrEugenides.

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Mar 7

And Glory press…

Category: And Glory, Books

Mar 7

At least he liked my idea…

Category: Politics

Mar 6

Rep. Ryan’s spending point…

Category: Politics

Mar 6

Ahmadinejad truther hero…

Mar 6

YBF gets the Guardian treatment…

Category: UK Politics

The Guardian has written two high pieces on the Young Britons Foundation, run by my friend Donal Blaney. They call their weekends Tory Madrasa and the members radicalised Conservatives. The Guardian talks as if both of these things are a bad thing. The comments obviously hilarious in a Guardian way.

Politeia has an amusing take on it replete with an appropriate musical number.

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Mar 5

Lady Gaga is… wait for it…

An illuminati puppet spreading mind-control to the masses. Funny the image of bahomet is used in the piece as well, for no apparent reason.

On a similar loony bent, the American Fascist Family Association believe the killer whale who accidentally killed its trainer should be… stoned to death. I am guessing right about now tea party groups approached by the AFA to work together are glad they passed.

Then again there is Repent Amarillo if you want true Christian fascists.

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Mar 5

Toni no Baloney show tonight…

I shall be the guest on the show this evening @ 8est. Thanks to Toni for the invite and please have a listen.

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Mar 5

Southern fried boogie black metal… reviewed…

Category: Metal, Music

Mar 4

Paultard HQ examined…

Adam Holland has done a review of some of the highlights of the CfL website. Gee I wonder why I think that the cultist variety of Ron Paul supporters are jew-hating paranoid conspiracy crazed lunatics. And Ron Paul fans claim I “smear” CfL when I brings things like this up. Check out the advert at the end of the report.

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Mar 4

Amazon author page…

Category: And Glory, Books

Mine to be exact. Its much improved and even features RSS feed.

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Mar 4

Hallelujah! He’s Cured!

The Telegraph:

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The Sunday Telegraph revealed last September that the Libyan government had paid for the medical evidence which helped Megrahi, 57, to be released. The Libyans had encouraged doctors to say he had only three months to live.

The life expectancy of Megrahi was crucial because, under Scottish rules, prisoners can be freed on compassionate grounds only if they are considered to have this amount of time, or less, to live.

Kenny MacAskill, the Scottish Justice Secretary, ruled last August that Megrahi should be freed. Megrahi’s release came after Libyan leaders warned that lucrative oil and trade deals with Britain would be cancelled if the bomber died in jail

Gee. Color me surprised.

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Mar 3

Perspective on the Bunning Controversy

Category: Politics


Senator Jim Bunning (R-KY) was first elected to the House of Representatives in 1986, and served six terms before successfully running for the Senate in 1998.  2010 will be Bunning’s last year in Congress, as polling indicates that he would be thumped by any of the four Democrats vying for his seat.

Bunning, who was recently declared the third-most conservative Senator by the National Journal, has been hailed as a hero by conservatives — and derided as callous and insensitive to the plight of the unemployed by the left — for his refusal to give in on the recent bill that would extend jobless benefits.  Largely abandoned by other Republican Senators — and even attacked by some, like Susan Collins (R-ME) — Bunning held up the bill for five days before relenting this evening.

In return for his consent, Bunning was guaranteed the right to propose an amendment to the bill, one that would have closed a tax loophole.  Not surprisingly, the amendment failed, and thus Bunning got nothing for his epic one-man, giant middle finger at the hypocrites on the other side of the aisle.

This episode is an apt eulogy for Bunning’s career:  Despite being one of the most conservative Congressmen in DC for the past 20+ years, Bunning has never been an effective leader, and has failed in his (admittedly modest) attempts to stop the onslaught of government-expanding policies during his tenure.

I recently put together a list of inflation-adjusted, per capita spending by the federal government for every year since 1940.  All figures were adjusted to FY2000 dollar values. (If you’d like a copy, feel free to email me at taffastrophe@yahoo.com and I’ll send you the Excel file.)

The analysis shows that in the 23 years Jim Bunning has been in office, per capita spending did what it has always done:  it went up.  The more Americans make, the more government spends.  When Bunning got to Washington in 1987, one of his first duties was to pass the FY1988 budget, one that saw the federal government spend $5,922 for every man, woman, and child in America.  And while the 1990s made history — the only decade to see federal per capita spending decrease — the out-of-control spending in the 2000s and into 2011 will see per capita spending skyrocket to $9,207.

As these are inflation-adjusted numbers, the irrefutable truth is that government is bigger than it has ever been, spending even more than it did in building up our military during World War II.  Despite Bunning’s conservative rating, he has been complicit in allowing government spending to balloon to ridiculous proportions.  Over the past year, Americans have slowly come to realize the gravity of our current predicament, and that’s why a guy like Bunning was in serious danger of being voted out of office despite being the 3rd most conservative Senator in Washington.

In his 23 years in DC, Bunning has failed to staunch the bleeding — no, hemorrhaging — of cash.  His retirement from the Senate is welcomed by fans of smaller government.  Other so-called conservative Congressmen should take note.  Even when there is a surplus of tax revenue, Americans don’t expect spending to go up.  They want taxes to go down.

At a recent anti-tax rally in Olympia, Washington, angry citizens showed up to protest a proposed $11 billion state tax hike.  Shelby Blakely, the Executive Director of New Patriot Journal, found Brad Klippert, a Republican in the Washington State House of Representatives, and had the following conversation:

Shelby Blakely: Will you vote to raise revenue this year?

Brad Klippert: The way you phrased that makes it hard to answer. Will I vote to raise taxes? No. Do I want to increase revenue? Absolutely. I want revenue to go up because that means the economy is doing better and the state overall is doing better so yes, I want revenue to go up.

SB: Do you think the State of Washington has enough money?

BK: Yes.

SB: Then why would you want to increase revenue? Wouldn’t it be better to leave that money in the economy and never have it go through Olympia in the first place?

BK: (Long pause)

Yes, you’re absolutely right; it should stay in the economy. Washington State government has enough money… leaving that capital outside Olympia and in the economy is the way to create revenue.  People need money in their own pockets.

(Note that Klippert referenced “creat[ing] revenue” in his last statement, revealing himself as another Republican that still doesn’t get it.)

Sixty million Tea Party voices are finally being heard, but the message still isn’t being understood by politicians.  Economic growth is a staple — a hallmark, really — of the American capitalist environment.  Government — and even solidly conservative Congressmen like Jim Bunning — should not interpret our prosperity as a green light to spend more money.

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Mar 3

David Cameron… Tories John McCain?

Category: UK Politics

Over at Pajamas Media I try to get my head round the fact that the Conservatives are so close to losing to Gordon Brown. A hung parliament with such an unpopular government and an economy is just beyond belief. Then again I predicted that he would not cut it soon after he was elected leader and predicted a hung parliament over two years ago. Please head over and take a look, leave you comments and see if you can explain to yanks what the hell is going on.

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Mar 3

Atomic Jihad reviewed…

Category: ROPMA, Terrorism

Here is my review of Atomic Jihad a rather interesting if disturbing video about Iran’s nuclear intentions.

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Mar 3

Céleste Boursier-Mougenot

Category: Art, Music, Video

An installation for the Barbican in London, England. A description:

French artist Céleste Boursier-Mougenot creates works by drawing on the rhythms of daily life to produce sound in unexpected ways. Boursier-Mougenot’s installation for The Curve, his first solo exhibition in the UK, takes the form of a walk-though aviary for a flock of zebra finches, furnished with electric guitars and other musical instruments. As the birds go about their routine activities, perching on or feeding from the various pieces of equipment, they create a random and captivating soundscape.

Well, whatever. I was taken by the little guy with a twig, doing his best Jimmy Page impression.

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